Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Couch. On fire.
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This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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