wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Watching her eat just hurts me
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize