turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
