I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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