quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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