I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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