and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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