so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize
