yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
If I die, sorry about rent.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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