Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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