And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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