Please, let me fuck your mom
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize