You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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