if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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