Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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