Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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