We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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