I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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