Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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