I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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