Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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