He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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