Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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