he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
40s are totally the cure
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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