so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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