God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
