Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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