I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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