I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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