We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Randomize
