Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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