I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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