There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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