Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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