Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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