just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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