so that wasnt chicken after all
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Boobs speak an international language.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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