Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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