i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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