now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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