i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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