I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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