: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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