ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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