Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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