I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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