Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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