Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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