Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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