we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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