Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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