At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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