is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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