lets start a swedish sibling band together
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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