You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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