yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I touched a dick in church today
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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